Cold100

lowest rated albums of all time

ranked from worst to less terrible

the top 20 is held until this ships publicly. the scores are real; the records are not named yet. non-numeric verdicts are ordered by the capsule, not the critic.

compiled 2 SEP 2026

  1. 1
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    FANTANO
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    • 2
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                        FANTANO
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                        • 12
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                                        • 20
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                                          NOT GOOD
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                                          • 21
                                            THINK LATER
                                            Tate McRae
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 22
                                            TEC
                                            Lil Tecca
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 23
                                            to whoever wants to hear
                                            Dream
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 24
                                            Life Is But a Dream…
                                            Avenged Sevenfold
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 25
                                            HOPE
                                            NF
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 26
                                            Lil Pump 2
                                            Lil Pump
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 27
                                            the mockingbird & THE CROW
                                            HARDY
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 28
                                            Will of the People
                                            Muse
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 29
                                            Honestly, Nevermind
                                            Drake
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 30
                                            Bad Reputation
                                            Kid Rock
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 31
                                            DS4EVER
                                            Gunna
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 32
                                            The Revenge Of Hobo Johnson
                                            Hobo Johnson
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2021
                                          • 33
                                            For Those That Wish to Exist
                                            Architects
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2021
                                          • 34
                                            Emergency Tsunami
                                            NAV
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 35
                                            Tickets to My Downfall
                                            Machine Gun Kelly
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 36
                                            Dreamland
                                            Glass Animals
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 37
                                            Everything’s Strange Here
                                            G‐Eazy
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 38
                                            Good Intentions
                                            NAV
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 39
                                            Sings Elvis
                                            Danzig
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 40
                                            My Turn
                                            Lil Baby
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 41
                                            Changes
                                            Justin Bieber
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 42
                                            Bad Vibes Forever
                                            XXXTENTACION
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 43
                                            MCID
                                            Highly Suspect
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 44
                                            Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall
                                            Rob Scallon & Doug Walker
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 45
                                            !
                                            Trippie Redd
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 46
                                            No.6 Collaborations Project
                                            Ed Sheeran
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 47
                                            Neotheater
                                            AJR
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 48
                                            Father of Asahd
                                            DJ Khaled
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 49
                                            Supermarket
                                            Logic
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 50
                                            Bad Habits
                                            NAV
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 51
                                            Origins
                                            Imagine Dragons
                                            NOTGOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2018
                                          • 52
                                            Anthem of the Peaceful Army
                                            Greta Van Fleet
                                            NOTGOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2018
                                          • 53
                                            Drip Harder
                                            Lil Baby & Gunna
                                            NOTGOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2018
                                          • 54
                                            When Legends Rise
                                            Godsmack
                                            NOTGOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2018
                                          • 55
                                            RECKLESS
                                            NAV
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2018
                                          • 56
                                            I’m Brain
                                            Brain
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2017
                                          • 57
                                            ADHD
                                            Jonas Game
                                            NOT GOOD
                                            FANTANO
                                            2007
                                          • 58
                                            Maverick “Almost Forever” EP
                                            Lil Uzi Vert
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2026
                                          • 59
                                            FEAR
                                            NF
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 60
                                            I’m the Problem
                                            Morgan Wallen
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 61
                                            The Great Impersonator
                                            Halsey
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 62
                                            Resistance & The Blessing
                                            world’s end girlfriend
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 63
                                            a Gift & a Curse
                                            Gunna
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 64
                                            If Looks Could Kill
                                            Destroy Lonely
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 65
                                            FLAWLESS LIKE ME
                                            LUCKI
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 66
                                            NO STYLIST
                                            Destroy Lonely
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 67
                                            MAINSTREAM SELLOUT
                                            Machine Gun Kelly
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2022
                                          • 68
                                            Pegasus
                                            Trippie Redd
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 69
                                            SOUTHSIDE
                                            Sam Hunt
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2020
                                          • 70
                                            93Punx
                                            93PUNX
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 71
                                            SHE IS COMING
                                            Miley Cyrus
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 72
                                            Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
                                            Logic
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2019
                                          • 73
                                            Red Light
                                            Bladee
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2018
                                          • 74
                                            Miley Cyrus & Her Dead Petz
                                            Miley Cyrus
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2015
                                          • 75
                                            Instant Gratification
                                            Dance Gavin Dance
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2015
                                          • 76
                                            hickey
                                            Royel Otis
                                            1.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                          • 77
                                            ICEMAN
                                            Drake
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2026
                                          • 78
                                            Yo Favorite Trappa Favorite Rappa
                                            Sexyy Red
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2026
                                          • 79
                                            Piss in the Wind
                                            Joji
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2026
                                          • 80
                                            2005
                                            ian
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 81
                                            Deadbeat
                                            Tame Impala
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 82
                                            JACKBOYS 2
                                            JACKBOYS
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 83
                                            Tha Carter VI
                                            Lil Wayne
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 84
                                            Pink Elephant
                                            Arcade Fire
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 85
                                            Even in Arcadia
                                            Sleep Token
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2025
                                          • 86
                                            BAD ASS F*CKING KID
                                            Nettspend
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 87
                                            Eternal Atake 2
                                            Lil Uzi Vert
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 88
                                            143
                                            Katy Perry
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 89
                                            LOVE LASTS FOREVER
                                            Destroy Lonely
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 90
                                            One of Wun
                                            Gunna
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 91
                                            VULTURES 2
                                            ¥$
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2024
                                          • 92
                                            s*x m*ney dr*gs
                                            LUCKI
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 93
                                            Take Me Back to Eden
                                            Sleep Token
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 94
                                            First Two Pages of Frankenstein
                                            The National
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 95
                                            Sremm 4 Life
                                            Rae Sremmurd
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 96
                                            BEN
                                            Macklemore
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 97
                                            Rush!
                                            Måneskin
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2023
                                          • 98
                                            = [equals]
                                            Ed Sheeran
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2021
                                          • 99
                                            Music of the Spheres
                                            Coldplay
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2021
                                          • 100
                                            DOG BOY
                                            ZillaKami
                                            2.0/10
                                            FANTANO
                                            2021

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